SJ: (cleaning his computer): "Where do I spray this?... on the cloth or on the computer?"
ES: "I think the cloth, but I think you should get a new computer."
SJ: "You're a professional. I take the advice of professionals."
ES: "Where's Marilyn?"
SJ: ".... up to a certain point."

Greg S: "Can I just say... a life before TIVO, is a life not worth living. When I go to Anne Marie's house, I KISS the tivo before we watch."

Bryen: "I bought some tickets for the Cubs game in Milwaukee. I got one for Curt, too, but I don't know if he wants to go."
Patti: "I'll answer for him: 'FUUUUCK YYEEESSS'!!!"

Steve S: "Remember, 95% of feel, is feel."

Michelle (at a party where Erika is getting a little tipsy): "Erika, you're talking to that lady and not making any sense. All the words you're saying have only vowels."
Erika: "Oh, I don't need consonants to speak."

Male friend: "I had a little 'afternoon delight' with a stranger today."
MW: "Did you get his number?"
Male friend: "No."
MW: "So, you exchanged fluids, but not information."