GS: "If a single man has a cat, it's definitely a sign that he might be gay. If he has two cats.... Auto-Gay!"

Woman: "Hey, your friend is cute. Are you going to introduce me?"
JA: "No. He's married and he doesn't stray."
Woman: "Well, how about you?"
JA: "Well, my wife is a really good shot. And I'm not sure if she would shoot me or you. If it's you... then le'ts have at it!"

MF: "I'm adhering to the Atkins diet. But I'm making an exception for vodka."

FB: "I once took a course called 'Japanese for Busy People'... only I was too busy to get to the classes."

MV: "Hey, you know what? You look like that one guy in sex in the city."
PD: "You mean the one that has lots and lots of sex?"
MV: "Noooooooooo!"
PD: "Noooooooooo!"

SJ: "It's not a party if you can't crash it."

SJ: "Oh those USB connections are no good. You have to wait like a second or something for your file to transfer."

MW: "Hey, did you notice my hair?
BC: "Uh, yeah."
MW: "Well, no one has said anything about it all day."
BC: "Yeah, well I wasn't sure if you fell in a toilet or not."

RR: "I can't have peanut oil because I'm desparately allergic."
AN: "Well, I hope there's none in our lunch because you have to finish this project."