SJ: "You, Leonard, are one of the few people I know who have ever opened a bag of pork rinds."

LW: "Yeah, I like to crack my shoulder in the morning. It feels good. Sounds like a bag of pork rinds opening up ."

T-shirt in Mexico: "You had me at Get Lost!"

T-shirt from a Seattle Restaurant: "If a man speaks in a forest and there's no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?"

MK (to production manager on a shoot):" Hey dude. Aren't you cold? We've been shooting all for days outside here and you always just wear shorts."
Dude: "Naw, it's better to be cold than to wear pants. No pants. I don't like pants. Never wear pants."

PB: "Why doesn't some intern give that guy a blow job so we can impeach him? Or at least a cigar!"

Cryptic hand written note on wall of diner: "If the holidays to work you will be send. No exceptions."

Bad Kitty says: "Hang on to your hat, kitty cat."

Quote from Saturday Night Live sketch:
"64% of Americans disapprove of the way Bush is leading the country. The other 36% believe Adam and Eve rode their dinosaurs to church."