Rep. Charles Rangel (D-N.Y.) was asked what he thought about the President. "Well," he said, "I really think he shatters the myth of white supremacy once and for all."

SC: "Oh honey. No. I can't work with those tweezers."

Baseball Commissioner, Bud Selig (announcing that he will be shortening the
season): "One hundred and sixty-two games is simply too long for a
player under the influence of nothing at all."