JH: "Oh my god, did I tell you about my new shop vac? It does both suck AND blow."

MF: "The edit looks good. And those kids were hard to work with!"
JE: "Yeah, sometimes they just won't smile no matter how much you yell at them."

TV at Ravinia: "I went to the bathroom and leaves fell out of my pants. What's up with that?"

DH: "My husband took a trip to Africa. I just don't like to fly. And my daughter... well there's no Channel store there; so fuck Africa."

MW: "Do you have a lawyer?"
ES: "Well, not really. The last one never got around to billing me."
RR: "I'd say that's a good quality in a lawyer. Keep that one."

AN: "This is going to be more of a brain squall...not a brain storm..."

BW. "No. He's a really well behaved dog. He doesn't even steal sandwiches out of people's hands anymore."