JE: "My friend's dad is going to sail to Sarnia and buy that illicit boiler controller for me."

JM: "I have a urinal somewhere, but I don't know where I put it."

LW: "Hey. Look. There's a sealed envelope with my name on it in Edit 7. It's half a sausage. What is up with that?!"

ES: "In the olden days I wouldn't call you an asshole. I'd call you a carbuncle on the rump of a cow."
JP: "Oh! How colorful!"

ES (watching her tv show go to tape): "Wait! There's something sticking out that bear's ass. Did you see that? We have to go back."