TW: "So, is your lower limbs just your legs? Why not your feet?"
AN: "I had this discussion on the set... 'Yeah, Melanie, my dick is not a limb'."

AN: "Wait. You know who Magilla Gorilla is, but you didn't know that Idi Amin was a black man?"
TW: "Yeah. I know what's important."

AN: "I always made my dad roll the bologna."

GM: "That's what I call going (excuse my language) right up the asshole of a paragragh.... You can't see anything. You're too close to it."

CA: "When I was in Japan, I ate things that were still moving."
SC: "And he still does... like Janelle."

AN: "You've got to know when to hold 'em and when to fold 'em.
ES: "I'm not Kenny Rogers, baby."

TW: "Can I join your conversion? Because I love Bark Magazine."

Mark W: “Getting nothing done is the new accomplishment.”

MM: "You want this video converted to an MPEG2? Well, everyone is booked. But I could stick it up my butt and see if data pops out."

RR: "She's not a SCII gal; she's a LaCie gal."

SC: "Cruising for boys? Of course! What else do you do when you're in Spain and you're HD?"

JP: "I can tell I'm sick because my brain is not upset about not doing anything."

SC: "Don't we have a better eel shot?"

SM: "Did you see how tan she is? I'd have to trip and fall in a can of paint to be that tan."

anon: "I'm not hungover. I have a cold... caused by beer."

RR: "This is Brian's dog Themus. He's a girl."

LH: "See Mike, Scott used to be the president of a company called IPA. When they went out of business, they merged with Post Effects."
SJ: "And they were a lot bigger company. But we brought 'em down!"