RR: "I had a dream last night that we had a company meeting, where they made us all take off our pants to have them professionally pressed. So we were sitting in this meeting with no pants for the longest time. Then we had to pay $13 to get our pants back."

CE: "Please be there. Please be there."
MW: "Who are you talking to? The goddess?"
CE: "Yes, the goddess at the bottom of the bag who controls all things."

Anon: "Kitties have rough tongues. Dogs have smooth tongues. And humans have smooth tongues... which I would be happy to demonstrate in a few minutes."

AN: "This is not for the public. This is for other people who chop up meat!"