KS: "The first time I had curry was in Ireland -- they have it everywhere. I hadn't eaten if before and it smelled bad. So, then I went into the bathroom and there were curry and whiskey flavored condoms for sale."
BB: "Together? Yes, there's nothing like a whiskey flavored curry condom."

AN: "Oooh. I wonder when the hormones for the sex change are going to kick in. You see, this company doesn't actually allow women in leadership. What they do is, every year or so, they pick a man and put them through a sex change."

CF: "If god is a tree then I'm going to hell."

SC: "The women’s room on the 2nd floor is out of submission for today, because it is being painted."

LW: "Yeah, my grandmother's probably too old to be cookin'. She made some eggs one time and I found a Lee Press-On nail in there."