Monday, January 14, 2008

MG: "I told my girlfriend that I was calling her "the ladyfriend" and she didn't like that. So now I have to call her the girlfriend."
RR: "Yea, I hate saying 'boyfriend' at my age, I say 'manfriend' ... people laugh at me."
MG: "She said, 'what should I call you?' I said I'm your manfellow."

laughter...

RR: "Maybe we need a new one. How about man-companion or 'manpanion'."
BG: "Sex is wonderful, but (waving a chocolate truffle in the air) there's nothing like the real thing."

Wednesday, January 09, 2008

SH: "Last night my sister and I were sitting in the den and I said to her, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle to keep me alive. That would be no quality of life at all, If that ever happens, just pull the plug.' So she got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my wine. She's such a bitch."