John: "Hmm... I don't really like Jewel cake."
Erika: "Well, apparently, Hooter's makes great cakes. Patty just ordered one for her 3 year old's birthday party."
Patty: "Hooter's!!?!?? No, I said Rooter's."

Britta (trying to move something in her office): "Mark, can you help me in my bedroom?"

Carol: "When you buy software; version one is the idea. Version two gets rid of the bugs. Version three is perfect. And then they fuck it up."

Scott (I mean Stump): "... just phoning in my first report. I'm here at the President's fundraiser luncheon where they're serving $2,000 chicken sandwiches."

Scott: "Lucy couldn't buy an unhealthy snack if her life depended on it."

Vanessa: "I had a great time at my birthday. I got body-surfed across my living room and almost hit my head on the disco ball."