JR: "Every time I have a conference call with that guy I just want to get out the bong..."

JP: "Two miles isn't that far to walk. Unless you've just had surgery on your balls."

PY (to MP): "Your eyes are so blue I want to punch them."

EH: "I actually want the man to dominate. But you can't give in right away."
RR: "I agree. He's in charge, but that can change at any time."

TV: "Hey, that new place opened... Flirty Girl Fitness."

EL: "My dog walker called and told me that my dog passed a condom."

GM: "I'm going to a convention in Nashville of all orchestral organizations. I must give a talk -- defending high art against all comers."

MM: "It takes a village to raise a couple."

GM: "We must go 'round and say 'blah, blah' to Yo Yo in a bit, then."

MP: "Man, we mixed our bipolar in with our schizophrenia."
ES: "Oh, you mean tapes."

SC: "You guys are so fun. You are the best broken-up couple ever!"

JR: "Ladies... I'm pretty sure we need to make a bacon scented perfume. You know that everything is better with butter, bacon and boobies."