LW: "Sometimes my band plays at the Mutiny. I've seen a few bar fights there and, oh my god, the best midget fights ever!"

EH: "I just figured out the secret to life."
HB: "what is it?"
EH: "I can't tell you, you have to figure it out
yourself."
HB: "Did something happen?"
EH: "No it's just been bubbling up all week, like a
wellspring from my soul."
HB: "that's just fascinating"

Dr. B: (before a video interview): "Let me see that sheet of questions. OK, but you should ask them in this order. You know, all the great master filmmakers edit in the camera."

JP (39 years old): "Last night my worlds collided. I accidently crushed my blackberry in a mosh pit."

MW: "She went out for drinks with him and spent $200."
ES: "$200? for drinks?"
MW: "Well, there were snacks."

ES: "But it was Wolfgang Puck! Are you sure it wasn't a garnish?"
RR: "No! It was a big green bug on top of his salad."