Eve: "Justin, we're trying to save expenses around here to buy new equipment! I hope that steak and shrimp lunch you ordered was worth a plug-in."

Jim: "You just have to put a couple drops of Visine in his coffee. He'll be in the bathroom all day."

Casey: "The Bush Administration needs Teresa. She'll put everyone to work."

Erica: "Is it raining?"
Michelle: "Am I outside?"

Norm: "No negs. Everything's going great. We don't want no negs around here."

Janet's mother-in-law (at a screening of one of Janet's TV shows - to Janet's husband): "See now, she doesn't really do that much. She just produced it."

Evie: "I've had my condo for six years and have never turned on my oven."
MW: "But, don't you ever get the urge to roast a chicken or something?"
Evie: "What? And smell up the whole house? No way!"

Stump's colleague: "Did you post your story yet?"
Stump: "I like to wait until after the primary. That's why they call it reporting not predicting."

DF: "I'll sit next to you, maybe I can catch your vibe."
MA: "You want to catch MY VIBE? Take your dick and slam it in the door five times."
DF: "Some people are into that Mitch."
MA: "Well, not me."
DF: "So you're havin' a goooood day."