MP: "I love twins! Can you imagine if LW was a twin?"
CD: "Yeah, there would be twice as much work not getting done."

EH: "I'm walking down the street, my afternoon constitutional - when I see this very large old brick building on the corner of Loomis and Monroe. I stop to read the stone plaque. It lists various dignitaries. At the bottom it says, "Architect: F.O. DE MONEY".' Is this a joke? a chiseled in stone joke? I did a little google search, and found my man.... 'noted architect Frank Osborn De Money.'"

LD: "If that's not the whole package I don't know what is; cute..., and a brain surgeon."

LW: "I know they want to stay here, I know they want rights, if they could learn the language and ...you know I'm just tired of getting my order wrong at McDonald's".

JL: "We can pay for it or we can hire a cockroach wrangler, which would be way more expensive. I bet the rat lady does cockroaches..."

MW: "Have you seen that long squishy thing?"
RR: "Oh no. I haven't had one of those in years."

AN: "I'm at the point in my life where oatmeal flour excites me."