TB: "Did you see your son on the cover of the Metro Section in the Sunday Trib? It said: 'Of the interns at the Windy City Thunderbolts, Justin Jacobs is the most visible'.'"
SJ: "Yeah, well, he's a big boy!"

Dennis: "If you're not wasted, the day is."

Paul B: "Hey Scott, nice shirt. Does it come with an on/off switch?"

Tom A: "Robin, do you want a peanut butter cup?"
Robin: "No, I can't. I'm allergic to nuts."
Tom: "Migraines?"
Robin: "No. Death."

Justin J (in a Thunderbolts webcast): "Yeah, if we can hold them to nine and score eight more runs, we might just win this thing."