Thursday, March 31, 2005

CR (husband): "Terri Shaivo died. So tell me... if it came to it... would you want me to pull your plug."
JR (wife): "You are not in charge of me! I don't want you pulling my plug. It's either my mother or our son is in charge."
CR: "Well, you can pull my plug."
JR: "Fine. You're gonna want me to pull your plug."

Tuesday, March 22, 2005

JD: "Do you really need a big crusty, sort of pricey poster of Mao?"
JE: "Kinda!"

Friday, March 11, 2005

HM: "And then I vacuumed. Because I had put the dog in the kennel and she hates it. Plus, the prostitute was coming over."