JH: "My parents don't cuddle."

MP: "Oh come on, Dad. Christianity has more holes in it than Jesus."

ES: "I don't do any cooking."
BG: "I suppose that means you don't do pole dancing either. I had to give it up because I did have a rather nasty pole dancing accident."

GM: "I've got to have a pee. I'm dying to have a pee, but I suppose I could wait 'til we arrive there."
BG: "Yes, then you can wet yourself in a spectaular manner while giving your lecture."

SC: "Aren't I nice when I'm super tired?"

MW: "Flip flops. Just the thing for today."
SC: "Right. Like it's cold, yet my feet need to be free."

MP: "I'm waiting to see how today’s edit goes with the Potato people..."

KS: "When I was 8 I wrote a will. My Barbies go to Jessica, my bike
goes to Ellen and please don't serve meatloaf at my funeral."

JP: "Look, that girl's t-shirt says 'it's raining men'."
MW: "That's a college thing."
JP: "That's certainly what it was like for me in college. I was raining all the time!"