JP (waving the a kitchen sponge in the air): "I'll have you know that I fixed a 3/4" deck with this."

LW: "Oh my god! I just saw this woman on our stage. She's like an AMAZON. Like 6'5" tall. She looks like she could eat you. But you might enjoy it though."

CF: "I think it's funny that I have to rush to buy snails."