MEA: "What kind of wine do you like?"
TW: "You don't have to get me anything for doing that for you...:"
MEA: "Oh. Right. That is totally why I asked you that. Yes. Right."

"I'm just a bag of donuts that got into coaching."
-- Jerry Wainwright, new DePaul basketball coach

RR: "Do you think that drop shadow looks natural?"
DF: "You know, if you really think about it, nothing in nature has a drop shadow."

AN: "So. Are you picking up a rhythm to this edit?"
RD: "Yeah. It's called carpal tunnel syndrome."

Chicago Sun Times: "Willow Grove incumbent beats genitally mutilated challenger."

RR: "It's so hard being 48 when you're still 10 years old."

ES: "Swans make geese look like Albert Schweitzer."