JE: "I was hungry. And a bowl of slimy eels was what I had. So I ate it."

HD: "Where did you get that necklace?"
SB: "I made it."
HD: "In the fourth grade?"

SB: "Wait. Weren't you afraid of the German Shepard at the door?"
JJ: "I'm not afraid of dogs.... especially a dog with a red ball in his mouth who is wagging his tail."

SB: "Can I make a cast of your butt? I'd make a bowl that I could use for entertaining.... serve potato salad or something."

LH: "Does he make your lady parts tingle?"

MS: "Oooh. Too bad there aren't any nerve endings on my pocket square."

JA: "See, I didn't know he could be told what to do until I met Sarah."

LW: "I went to her apartment... I stayed over night... we woke up in the morning did the grown-folk business or whatever... and she was still was pissed at me the entire time!"