TB: "Yeah, I got ahold of the Sox Victory parade route. It starts on Clark and Addison, goes one block north and turns right on Waveland. Then one block east and turns south on Sheffield, then turns west and goes one block and that's it!!"

gal: "I'd like you to leave now."
guy: "Wha?? Why?"
gal: "It's one o'clock in the afternoon, you're sitting on my stoop getting drunk, I don't know who you are and it's making me uncomfortable!"
guy: "Well, you shouldn't have moved to Bridgeport then."

JS: "Oh my god she left a message on my cell phone late Saturday night. It was incomprehensible. Something like: 'Ne baha boo shedeba'. I love our life. I love our drunk, degenerate friends."

MW: "Wait. No one can be fired from the City."
JE: "Well, you can get indicted."