PC: "I need to be closer to nature. My soul is drying up living here in Chicago."

ES: "I'm usually right about things. I bet that gets annoying."
CS: "No, what's annoying is that you think you're always right."

LL: "Sometimes, if I'm in a meeting with all men and I want things to go my way... I wear this see-through plaid school girl skirt."

HD(while on his cell phone): "Ok honey, make a poop and then we can go inside."
SJ(on the other end): "You talking to me?"

DF: "I'm workin' on redesigning the website."
ES: "Oh, yeah.. it already looks better."
LZ: "You could put a dot up and it would look better."