RR: "Doug, we're really liking your voiceover read. Your voice is so soothing. It would really be good in an emergency."

RR: "Do I need an umbrella?"
JL: "It’s not raining that hard."
RR: "Well, any rain is going to be wet."

DR: "I'm not jewish, I'm just pre-christian."

DR: "Hey, is that Charles Manson tattooed on your arm?"
TM: "Um, no, it's Jesus."

CS: "The people at Countrywide Mortgage said, 'Sue us! Yes, that's exactly what we want you to do... sue us!'"

BG: "Sometimes talking to yourself is the only way of having a reasonable conversation."

ES: "We're going to order from Julibee Juice for lunch."
BG: "But I don't like Jewish food."

guy on the street: "Hey, are your dog's eyes supposed to be pink like that?"
JG: "He's an albino. It's a genetic aberration."
guy: "Oh, Australian!"

LW: "OK, you guys finally got OJ."
RR: "Ya, well we're giving you a president."
JL: "That seems fair, OJ for a president."