CS: "Bridgeport is hard sometimes because of how people yell at their kids. It seems like child abuse is a pasttime."
PB: "Hey, it's not so bad. That's where I grew up at."

Sam: "Look at that cake. Wow. That's the kind of cake makes a man want to put a candle on it and say it's his birthday."

LH: "I went to church with my folks in Fort Lauderdale. It was not uplifting in the least bit. In fact, I thought they all looked like Children of the Corn."

PB: "I might have strep throat. I might be contagious. I'm worried about my wife, 'cuz you know, when she's in a room with me she can't keep her hands off me."