RD: "So, what image should we see at the end of the Uranus section? Should we see it one last time... say good bye to Uranus?"
GM: "Yes. Sort of like kissing your ass good bye?"

SF: "...and so she went up to the man behind the counter and said, 'Sir, this chicken you sold me only has two legs.', and he said, 'ma'am, as far as I know chickens only have two legs.'"

PY: "Hey Stephanie (on the phone), can you transfer me to myself?"

RR: "Have you gone to Buzz on Wednesdays."
TW: "No, but I've been to Fizz on Tuesdays."
JB: "You are such cunning linguists."

AM(after taking her 6 year old to a theatre production which included 2 skeletons having intercourse): "Charlotte, how did you like the play?"
CM: "It was ok, but there was too much loving. It's ok when you and daddy do it, but I don't like to see it all the time."

MP: "I try to be equally shitty to everyone."

RR: "Only one sausage once a day. No having sausage for every meal."

RR: "... And don't get peanuts on my labels."