JB: (overheard talking in the hallway):
"I ordered it online.... do you like the dead birds?"

JE: "With this new DVD software, I can fail 4 times faster."

ES at the doctor's office: "No. I don't want to be one of Jerry's kids."

JE: "If you knew everything there was to know then you wouldn't know anything else."

GS: "You're an enabler. But you know what, I'll take any enabler I can get my hands on. That means I can blame them for everything."

RB: "What ever happened to that one gal... I liked her! She was great. If she only had a few more inches here or there, I would have dated her."

TC: "So, when a woman gets those maxi pads, does she put the sticky part on her body?"

RR: "He's purring."
ES: "He always purrs. He purrs during enimas."

Serial killer hitting on girl (line from movie): "You make a puppy look like a marine."