LL: "Oh, that's way over. It's been over for a long time. I haven't seen him for months. Except for last night."

SJ: "What is going on with people? Are we the only sane people we know? 'Cause then we're in real trouble!"

GS: "I need a smoker. Women who smoke are more sexually promisicuous. Let me rephrase: A woman who smokes has less self-worth... therefore is more likely to sleep with me."

GS: "I think we have to make this a 'no doughnut' zone."
MW: "That's because you have about as much self control as I do."
GS: "I would have sex with this doughnut right now in front of you if I thought it wouldn't be embarassing."

Anon: "Yeah, I'm going to the Mini Kiss party at Optimus. I've got my party panties on..."

"I am not the Antichrist and you are not the Bitch of Buchenwald."

a celebrity: "I thought my ship had come in. And then the ships just kept coming."