ES: "Why are you guys standing around talking about football? It's still baseball season, you idiotic bags of testosterone!"

RR: "Thanks for going to Starbucks. But it looks like there's coffee on lid... like it got jiggled."
DL: "Yeah, I guess I don't walk too smooth."

Janet: "Factual programming is such a drag."

CS: "Pomade is like spaghetti sauce. It's better the next day."

Frightened thought enjoyed simultaneously by ES and RZ:
Same amount of Christmas decorations jammed into half the space.

Camera guy in Texas: "Yeah, he's a one trick pony. But I love that trick."

Lady to Casey in check-out line: "Would you like to contribute $5 to the breast cancer cause?"
Eve: "Yes he would. He loves breasts."

Mitch: "When you first interviewed here, I thought you were boring."
Erica: "That's ok. I thought you were gay."

CS: "You're a hoot today, dear."